• baby: dd d dde..dd-da
  • dad: daddy? :)
  • baby: desu
  • dad: its a fucking weeb

n-ul:

someone better eventually fall in love with me

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk


I am good, but not an angel, I do sin, but I am not the devil.
 —marilyn monroe

I am good, but not an angel, I do sin, but I am not the devil.

—marilyn monroe

kougamiii:

anything is possible when the attack on titan soundtrack is playing

Me, after reading Naruto chapter 685.

sasuketheboywholived:

posted 6 days ago with 69 notes
Hey now is not the time for bedroom eyes

Hey now is not the time for bedroom eyes

posted 6 days ago via broken-5 · © a-riisa with 12,078 notes

swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

"Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me."
— A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)
"i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it"
— a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)
There is literally only one post on this entire site with 11 million notes
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worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

lindsaychrist:

prestoflauto:

troyesivan:

lindsaychrist:

gabriella13702:

lindsaychrist:

strawberryzachary:

lindsaychrist:

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

i literally said what it was

this post is such a fucking mess

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

i already said i was a man why is this still happening

thewicked-eternity